Random Ramblings II

Pressure in Physicks is depicted as force per unit area. Not that I am an avid fan of the sciences, but it really seems nice to have variety in my blog. Science versus menial, childish and juvenile abstract philosophy. Two ends of a self-defined (probably undefined) spectrum.

Well who cares, this is the Ramdom Ramblings section. I designed it for this very purpose.

Go figure.

But anyhow, pressure is exactly what I am facing right now, with an impending exam in a matter of hours (tomorrow actually, but cut me some slack, it is night already!).

Yet I blog.

But blogging would help.

Because a certain section of this "major" (not so major considering I profoundly waste my time right now) examination involves writing. Writing, which may seem like a walk in a very small park with clearly defined strolling paths, fresh air and definitely stunning scenery. That sort of park, however, defines my ability to write long-winded exponents of Enghlish. (note the intentional error)

How about proper, simple and concise compositions?

I utterly fail.

The park I stroll performing that clearly resembles a jungle, with undefined paths but instead trees that serve more as maze walls and roots naturally placed to trip the unsuspecting victim. A jungle that awkwardly does not have the "fresh air" feeling but reeks of death and stinks (duh, does death smell nice to you?). Dark, spooky and appearances that belie a deeper evil.

That in mind, I hereby compare my proper writing to: a walk in a haunted forest.

Ooo, so spooky.


They say practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect (the used-to-be original line so rampantly overused these days). However, I intend to improve on this statement's unoriginality.
Let's requote and rephrase:

Practice makes perfect,
but nobody's perfect,
But just damn practice anyway.

And off I am, right now!

Random Ramblings I

Peculiar title. Peculiar blog. Peculiar person typing away anyway.

Having being (I think those two words are wrong) rather preoccupied, or rather very lazy, writing or composing these large splurges of text was definitely the last thing on my mind. Even further behind putting peanuts up my nose.

So henceforth (I think this is wrong too), I decide to start a new procedure in this blog, aka the weird title you have already read, "Random Ramblings".

Because I try to keep things too organised, it somehow glares back at me, the incompetence and severity of my stupidity. Or the lack of them. That being said, what I'm doing arranging this blog is sorta like bashing in my own eyes to give that permanent eyeliner effect.

Oooh goodness, the post's falling to pieces. Already i began two paragraphs with very vague openings (make that 3 if "Oooh" doesnt float your boat) and to top it off, my own analogies puzzle me. And it's suppose to give you insight to how I am yet it puzzles me. Ouch.

But when you're faced off with incompetence and stupidity, there would only be one thing to do. Set another rule that allows incompetence and stupidity!

Wow genius, then what about keeping the blog highly organised and catering to the poor unsuspecting minds of lesser beings (excluding myself)?

Doesn't matter. Because I run this blog. Because I said, wait thought, so.
Becase everything I do is correct in my own very eyes.

And thus, "Random Ramblings" is born whereby format may be given a few slack-off's here and there as well as no requirement of proof-reading. Perfect excuse for writing really crappy posts after having not writing or even considering writing for vast periods of time.

If you enjoy "Random Ramblings", you, dear sir, are most likely an airhead because everything I type here doesnt really matter at all.
But did anything I say in any other post matter to begin with?